“The only time that I sang karaoke I sang Sweet Caroline with a few of my buddies.” He told her smugly.
“I don’t know what that song is, but you should do it more, it’s fun.”
“Do you like football?”
“Yes! My favorite team is (something in Spanish),
“Oh, that’s soccer. I meant football, like the real football, like American football.”
“Nope, not really.”
I’m pretty sure that he’s losing her by this point, but I guess we’ll never know as I had to leave 😦